Past Life Car Thief

this is SO true.

“After Sex Comments & Astrology”

This is from Astrology Weekly…

Aries: “Okay, let’s do it again!” (hotrod was an Aries and he used to say that all the time…and damn he could go all night!)

Taurus: “I’m hungry–pass the pizza.” (Jason was a Taurus and he was ALWAYS hungry..seriously, that man ate like a horse. Every time he would come over we’d end up ordering a pizza or subs and just pig out like crazy)

Gemini: “Have you seen the remote?” (haha, I’m recalling the one I love and I screwing in the front room while watching T.V. like it was the most casual thing in the world. We were pretty much doing both at the same time and neither one of us cared)

Cancer: “When are we getting married?” (awww, I wanna date a Cancer someday!)

Leo: “Wasn’t I fantastic?” (I’ve never had a Leo but I know one and he is exactly like that)

Virgo: “I need to wash the sheets.” (haha, I don’t ever want a Virgo)

Libra: “I liked it if you liked it.” (omg, go away Libra ya fuckin pussy)

Scorpio: “Perhaps I should untie you.” (oh hell yes, my next husband WILL be a Scorpio. Mark my words.)

Sagittarius: “Don’t call me–I’ll call you.” (lol, I believe this happened to me 2 weeks ago)

Capricorn: “Do you have a business card?” (oh god)

Aquarius: “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!” (hrm…I’ve never had an Aquarius either)

Pisces: “What did you say your name was again?”

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I can’t believe it’s already going to be July next week! I’m looking forward to having a 4-day weekend. I took the 3rd off to go to Ohio but now that that’s not going to happen I’m just taking the day off anyway. I was going to do the Buddhist retreat that weekend but by the time I got the funds together to go, it was already booked up. I think they’re having another one in August so maybe I can go to that.

However, the “ghost hunt” is still on for this Saturday and I’m really looking forward to that. I have never met any of the people that are going so it will be strange and a bit nerve-wracking. I hope they’re nice. I guess if they’re not I’ll just turn around and go back home, eh?

But then again, I was deathly afraid that I wouldn’t meet any nice people at that party the other weekend but I was totally wrong so ya…speaking of which, my co-worker keeps asking me about “Jeff” the southern gent (aka best kisser this side of the Mississippi and believe me I’d know) “Did he call you yet? when are you guys going out again?” And I’m like “well, we probably aren’t!” We’ve e-mailed each other back and forth a few times via myspace but that’s about it. Mostly because he lives in Colorado Springs which is over 2 hours away from me and also because I don’t really want to have a “relationship” with him like that and I don’t really care that he doesn’t want that from me either (he’s a Sagittarius people, homie can’t go there again) My friend was like “so he just used you for sex?” And I replied “how the hell do you know I didn’t use HIM for sex?”

Meanwhile, I spent last Saturday talking on the phone with Jesus Freak (I know, I know) while I cleaned the house. Literally. He called me at 10am and we talked until about 5pm. It seemed like we were having a nice time until I decided it was time for me to go out with one of my friends for drinks and he freaked the fuck out. While I was gone, he called me every hour on the hour saying stuff like “who did you REALLY go out with? I bet you’re getting laid again aren’t you? It’s that Jeff guy isn’t it? You fucking piss me off bitch…fuck you, you stupid whore!” I seriously had 14 messages on my phone when I checked it the next morning. WTF? He continued to call and leave messages ALL DAY SUNDAY as well! The next morning I checked THOSE messages from work and they were just vile as hell. I have never been called so many names in my life lol. So ya, he has been kicked to the curb for the LAST TIME and I will NEVER talk to that POS again.

I wonder sometimes if people wonder “how can that chick possibly be a real psychic, isn’t she supposed to “sense” assholes from a mile away?” Very valid point. Although I do tend to sense things better for others than for myself, I DO “sense” them…I just choose to ignore it out of loneliness sometimes. Ouch that hurt to type!